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barefootdesigner asked: WHAT HAPPENED??? I hope you are alright and everything works out.

I. Was. An. Idiot.

You know how if you release gas from a lighter into a bottle then light the lighter the bottle turns into like a torch? Well, you need not hold the lighter, and your hand directly in front of the bottle like I did.

There by sending a huge stream of fire over your hand, and a lighter.. Better yet, don’t try it at all, because its fucking retarded, and will land you walking around town all day with your hand in a container of ice water, and ultimately in the ER. Where you have to repeatedly explain what a dumb ass you are, while you cry from the pain of a 4 hour old burn that still feels like its on fire.